biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

everythingunderthesky:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

babylunapea:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

adulthood is a scam i want to be a crow

I’m not even an adult and I want to be a crow.

The desperation only grows with years

Be the crow you wish to see in the world

-Collect Shiny Things

-Hop happily down the street for no apparent reason

-Scream loudly when you see your friends 

What an incredibly inspiring addition thank you

I have made a new rule that shall take effect on this universe this moment on wards.

whosplayerthree:

emsloe:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

whosplayerthree:

You must draw Wonder Woman’s arms at least this beefy

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or you must write “I am a coward” on all your job applications from this day on. 

reblog buff Wonder Woman and be blessed

how about at least THIS beefy

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Artist is Claire Roe.

I WAS A FOOL AND WRONG. THE RULE IS AMENDED. 

firey-rising-demon:

susiephone:

favorite story: apparently, while filming “black swan,” the director would try to pit mila kunis and natalie portman against each other, telling them that the other woman was doing a better job, in hopes of making their characters’ rivalry seem more authentic. but it completely backfired, since instead of getting angry or competitive, natalie and mila would just congratulate each other on doing such good work.

Directors who do stuff like this are pieces of shit

At Harris Teeter there was a Mom and her daughter at the self check out area. The daughter was trying to help the Mom by jamming 3 items through the scanner at once, and at one point the Mother goes “Hold your horses!” And the girl replies with the cutest giggle ever “But I don’t have any horses!”


I couldn’t help but giggle myself. That girl’s gonna grow up to be a huge troll.

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